a friendly tip: if you feel the urge to self harm get an ice cube and hold it in your hand for a while. it relieves the compulsion in a less destructive way. therapists have used this with their patients and i have tried it myself it works pretty well
Okay wow this is now my favourite post on Tumblr. Signal boost into infinity.
Non-destructive coping mechanisms are good.
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
Roses are red
Acorns are nuts
I think all my followers
Have really cute butts
THE TRASHCAN
IS CASUALLY BURNING
Is there ALWAYS a fire extinguisher on set? CONFIRMED.
my K9 cosplay - it isn’t finished yet but I already wanted share this pictures with you :)
whenever i get upset i just look up “happy chairs” on google. i mean, look
they’re so happy being chairs, it brings a smile to my face
they’re happy because they know they’re gonna get some ass
I’m so done with this website.
Oh my god, someone please give this to my dad.
I say this to people all the fucking time. I almost hit a kid today because he was so ignorantly talking about depression. This is beautiful in every way.
Say this to the ignorant girls and boys:
Someone show this to literally everyone in my school who picks on me for having Depression. It’s not my fault! I just have messed up brain chemistry!
^ Sometimes you can never educate the ignorant as they choose not to learn about it. There is no point wasting your time on a motherfucker who cannot take the time to read a bloody book to educate themselves. So you do you, and let them do whatever they please.
THIS
Yup
can i just say my favorite part about this picture is that these undead skeletons catch people fucking in their graveyard and instead of trying to eat their flesh they just go, “oh man, i remember those days”
THIS IS PERFECT I can’t stop laughing
if I was a billionaire I would literally chill on tumblr and when I see people fretting over not being able to afford plane tickets to see friends, or convention tickets, or merch I’d just be like “YES HELLO £3000 COMING YOUR WAY HAVE A NICE DAY”
This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present!
There are minors presenttHeRe ArE mInOrS pReSeNt
I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
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